Advertise with Amy Vansant & KidFreeLiving.com and get in on the ground floor of what could be full-sized one floor shack some day (but on the fringe of a sketchy neighborhood.)

People qualified to advertise include writers, authors, bloggers, products related to literary pursuits and/or alcohol and really anything else I think is cool. NOTE: Things I think are cool are very likely not very cool at all which is why I was not popular in High School. If you are a casino, porn site, yaddah yaddah, prices may differ.

TYPES OF ADVERTISING

Text/Graphic Ads (right side of page)

Text ads: $5 per month
Graphic ads: $10 per  month

Seriously, it’s like I’m paying YOU to advertise. Advertise for a year and I’ll wash your car.**

Content Advertising on Kid-Free Living

You can’t pay me to write a whole KFL blog on how I love something I don’t love. It feels like lying. It makes me feel dirty.

I don’t have advertisers guest post on Kid-Free Living unless I approach them or the idea is just wildly awesome and I think my readers will get a real kick out of it.

I often use antiquated phrases like “get a real kick out of it.”

That being said, if there is synergy ( <– I apologize for the use of the douche bag corporate word) between me, my humor style and a product I will consider using it in a post. or otherwise promoting it for a fee or for free. Feel free to ask.

Want me to write for you?

If you’d like me to write a post/article/ditty  for your blog/advertising/magazine/social media outlet just ask and we’ll work out the details. It may involve money or presents. Almost always wine.

WHY ADVERTISE?

First, because I want to get these ugly Google ads off my site, but I like using the few dollars they make me to buy things that make my husband go: “Seriously?”

Text ads are $5 per month, which you can probably find in your sofa cushions if you dig past the candy wrappers, but be careful to avoid the yellow sticky thing because that will NEVER come out of your hair (not even with peanut butter) and remember the last time when you had to have it CUT out and you moaned about that uneven chunk EVERY DAY for months because you looked like that drunk girl from Sixteen Candles who got her hair stuck in the door? Frankly, nobody wants to go through that drama again.

If you’d like to stand out with a $10 graphic ad I’ll even make it for you because I’ve got Photoshop, which I realize is really impressive but let’s not dwell on that. (I have an iPhone and a glass octopus, too!)

Advertising is super affordable because I don’t get millions of hits per month, I get tens of thousands though (about 30000), and my visitors skew towards the “30+ female reading type” as opposed to the “how do I perform this disgusting sex act” type. Ironically, my audience has a lot of Mom’s, too, bless their little “can’t drink until the kid’s asleep” hearts.

I also have a lot of quality Twitter followers (mostly writers and readers) to tell about your excellent writing skills/generous spirit/product that will behoove them to buy.

To advertise send an email to: amy@kidfreeliving.com and we’ll work out the details.

** By “wash your car” I mean I’ll send you $5 to pay a neighborhood kid and not a penny more because kids today are spoiled and think they should get $2o for doing things like that and NO. Just NO.