Category: Cartoons & Photos
Kate Moss Dior Addict Campaign Rejects
Posted by Amy Vansant in Cartoons & Photos Tuesday, 3 April 2012 08:16 12 Comments
First, I’d like to apologize for accidentally posting (and consequently emailing all my subscribers) the post that is really just my gibberish of ideas…AGAIN. I think that is about the third time I’ve done that.
I spent half the day yesterday with a s’more stuck in my hair, so you can imagine I’m not always the most self-aware person on the planet and, as my mother would say, “a bit of a dizz-bang.”
To make it up to you, I give you this…
Dior is going for a new “truth in advertising” slant, using “Cocaine Kate” Moss for their new lipstick line “Addict.”
This is either brilliantly ironic or doomed to bring up a lot of unwanted Google search results of Kate looking like something the cat dragged in after an all night party with one of her various loser rocker ex-boyfriends, like this charmer on the right…
Here’s the real Dior ad…
What you don’t know, is a LOT of other people tried to get this coveted ad spot.
Flower Cartoon
Posted by Amy Vansant in Cartoons & Photos Wednesday, 21 March 2012 09:56 15 Comments
Sometimes a dumb idea gets a hold of you, and the next thing you know you’re drawing talking flowers…
Stopped Reading Your Blog Apology
Posted by Amy Vansant in Cartoons & Photos Wednesday, 15 February 2012 08:12 17 Comments
Ever feel terrible because you just don’t have time to read all the blogs out there? Didn’t know a blogger posted twice a day, every day?
Send our new apology card and no one can blame you.
Signs you may be a chocoholic…
Posted by Amy Vansant in Cartoons & Photos Tuesday, 14 February 2012 06:09 17 Comments
Last Valentine’s my husband brought me a vodka drink in the middle of my work day. Best Valentine’s Ever. This year he decided to decorate.
Would this have anything to do with the fact that the other day I got out of bed and there was a Snickers-mini wrapper stuck to my back?
Could it be because I spent most of last weekend mixing Reeses Pieces with M&M’s until I recreated the perfect ratio to recreate a Reeses Cup?
Could it be because everytime he vacuums under the sofa cushions he finds wrappers I’ve hidden?
Could it be because he’s caught me drinking directly out of the Hershey’s syrup bottle?
Could it be because the answer to “How many chocolate iced donuts will you eat?” always ends up being “As many as you bring home?”
Maybe.
I think he’s just weird.
How to Protect Your Home from Thieves
Posted by Amy Vansant in Cartoons & Photos Saturday, 28 January 2012 08:17 18 Comments
Well, vacation is over. So sad. If you’re wondering how we kept the house safe while we were gone, it isn’t my redneck brother-in-law or my heavily armed father. We just hang old baby dolls around the house and in the trees. Works every time.
Is it worth a 25″ television to find out what is INSIDE this house? (HINT: The inside is full of clowns.)
How to Make Your Home Less Attractive to Thieves
