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Fiction Archive
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Notes from an Audubon Splinter Group
Posted on March 27, 2013 | 4 CommentsThis is fiction. I am not a loon. I received a Rare Bird Alert early Tuesday morning notifying me to the presence of an immature Red-Headed Woodpecker in my area.... -
My Life as a Religious Miracle Marketer
Posted on April 9, 2012 | 2 CommentsFirst published on The Big Jewel A simple slice of toast launched my career as a professional Miracle Marketer. I was peering, bemused, at what appeared to be the toasted... -
Posing with a Plastic Starfish
Posted on January 21, 2012 | 7 CommentsThe teen held an orange plastic starfish against her hip, grains of beach sand sparkling in the fine blonde hair covering her skinny legs. “How’s this?” “Wonderful!” said her mother,... -
Swim
Posted on November 22, 2011 | 5 CommentsI’d like to bring the room down for a second…. Below is my 600 word essay to the Lulu Short Story Contest also available for free download from Lulu. Swim... -
Passive-Aggressive Cashier Pinches Your Bread
Posted on June 21, 2011 | 10 CommentsCan you tell I hate you? First Seen on Cavalier Literary Couture (Bonus: they have a very cool web site design.) I know you. Not by... -
When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
Posted on March 23, 2011 | 1 CommentOriginally posted on McSweeney’s Internet Tendencies, which has pretty high standards so I’m pretty happy about it. I think it was the lamp that started it all. I’d been...











