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Humor Blogs Archive
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Yard Sale
Posted on May 22, 2013 | 9 CommentsThe Traditional Pre-Yard Sale Party We had a yard sale last Saturday, which, like most things, was just a big excuse to have a party. The Bother-in-Law, Gary, and his... -
Thoughtful Skink
Posted on May 15, 2013 | 20 CommentsA skink walks into a bar… Mike took this great photo of a little skink peeking over our garden wall (for the difference between “skinks” and “skanks” click here). I was... -
Reverse Whack-a-Mole Pimples
Posted on May 8, 2013 | 17 CommentsDon’t want pimples? Whatever you do, don’t touch your face. Touching your face results in what I like to call “reverse whack-a-mole pimples.” Whereas whacking a plastic pop-up mole in... -
How Famous People Ruin Vacations
Posted on May 1, 2013 | 17 CommentsMy husband, Mike, and I went to the Caribbean island of St. Barth’s for our honeymoon, because we wanted to start out life together completely broke. St. Barth’s is the perfect place... -
Chrissy Amphlett of the Divinyls & the Most Embarrassing Moment of My Life
Posted on April 22, 2013 | 10 CommentsChrissy Amphlett, lead singer of the Divinyls dies at 53. You may not know who Chrissy Amphlett or the Divinyls are, but if you’re anywhere near 40, at some point... -
Why We Won’t Be On Renovation Realities: Attic Insulation
Posted on April 17, 2013 | 9 CommentsOur attic insulation project underscores why Mike & I will never be on HGTV’s Renovation Realities. If Mike & I were on Renovation Realities, the show where couples take on... -
Sneaky-Sneaky as a Bull Wrapped in Bubble Wrap
Posted on April 10, 2013 | 22 CommentsMy Sneaky-Sneaky Fail Last Saturday I thought I’d get up early and surprise Mike by being oh so sneaky-sneaky and making him biscuits and gravy. I don’t get to do... -
Best Skin Lotion Since Rendered Orphan Fat
Posted on April 6, 2013 | 16 CommentsThe Best Skin Lotion EVAH! This is one of those little posts I do when I find something that makes me giggly. Last time it was Salted Caramel Vodka, so... -
Notes from an Audubon Splinter Group
Posted on March 27, 2013 | 4 CommentsThis is fiction. I am not a loon. I received a Rare Bird Alert early Tuesday morning notifying me to the presence of an immature Red-Headed Woodpecker in my area.... -
Care and Feeding of a 40 year-old
Posted on March 20, 2013 | 13 CommentsWhether you’ve stumbled upon one, or had one forced upon you, you may come in contact with a 40 year-old. The 40 year-old might actually be you. Being a forty *mumble*... -
Michelle Obama Overexposed
Posted on March 11, 2013 | 11 CommentsIs Michelle Obama the ‘Madonna’ of First Ladies? The USA Today had an article asking of Michelle Obama was “overexposed.” Syndicated columnist Kathleen Parker was quoted calling Michelle Obama “the Madonna... -
When Italian Seasonings Attack
Posted on March 6, 2013 | 9 CommentsWhat are Italian Seasonings? A blend of dried herbs, usually including oregano, basil, rosemary, thyme, sage, marjoram, and red pepper. In New Jersey, where I grew up in little Sicily,... -
3D Movie Pirates
Posted on February 27, 2013 | 18 CommentsOr, “How Not to Be an Idiot in a 3D Movie.” Mike and I went to see our first 3D movie, Life of Pi the other day. We don’t go to... -
American Children are Wimps
Posted on February 20, 2013 | 19 CommentsAre American Children coddled? A while back there was an interesting article from CBS news called “Why my Child will be Your Child’s Boss.” In short, the author, Suzanne Lucas,... -
What is Vodka?
Posted on February 13, 2013 | 13 CommentsWhat is Vodka? In the strictest terms, vodka is “An alcoholic spirit of Russian origin made by distillation of rye, wheat, or potatoes.” But what is vodka…really? It is the... -
No Video Skills Theatre Presents: The Guy Who Dumped Adele
Posted on February 6, 2013 | 11 CommentsI’d love to make little funny videos, but have neither the time, skill or cast to do so. So, I’m introducing a new series “No Video Skills Theatre” which I’m... -
Super Bowl Sundae
Posted on February 3, 2013 | 3 CommentsI like watching football, and since I live near Baltimore, today I’m a little more invested than I usually am at this point in the season (considering my husband is... -
Never Go Food Shopping Again
Posted on January 30, 2013 | 22 CommentsOr, “How to Gain 15 lbs in Two Weeks” After driving 14 hours to our Florida vacation rental, my husband, Mike, and I were beyond exhausted. The plan had been... -
How to Hide a Vibrator
Posted on January 23, 2013 | 18 CommentsI was talking to a woman who was moving back in with family and was very upset that she would have to “hide her sex toys.” At first I was...


























