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Dog Humor Archive
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And the dog fell into a funk.
Posted on October 9, 2012 | 12 CommentsGordon knows what suitcases mean. And he is NOT happy. -
I am a poo gremlin.
Posted on September 28, 2012 | 18 CommentsEver get in your car and it smells… not so fresh? That happened to me recently. Got ready to go somewhere, hopped in my car and… *sniff* *sniff* What is that SMELL?... -
Secrets of a Suburban Ninja
Posted on September 8, 2012 | 23 CommentsAs we get older, we lose skills: memory, strength, the ability to keep our jowls tight against our jaw bones; lots of things. But I possess one skill that is... -
Teaching and Old Dog a New Trick
Posted on July 16, 2012 | 7 CommentsThis weekend, Gordon and Mike suddenly started playing catch. -
The Heartbreak of Dog Bullies
Posted on February 24, 2012 | 6 CommentsFirst published as a gracious guest blog on Naked Girl in a Dress Newspapers are bursting with stories about children being bullied; but rarely is the phenomenon of Dog Bullying broached in... -
Chesapooch Bay – Not all water dogs are created equal.
Posted on August 24, 2011 | 13 CommentsThis article first appeared in the September 2011 issue of Chesapeake Bay Magazine. You can read the printed article (with additional photos) in PDF form here. When I moved... -
A Dog Walk in the Woods
Posted on July 28, 2011 | 5 CommentsHumor writer Bill Bryson wrote a wonderful book, A Walk in the Woods, about his trek down the Appalachian Trail. To escape our busy lives, my husband and I walk our own... -
Why Dogs Shouldn’t Find Genies
Posted on May 18, 2011 | No CommentsGet this as a tee shirt! -
CSI: Labradoodle
Posted on April 12, 2011 | 13 CommentsMy husband Mike and I were taking our daily walk in the woods, when we came upon what can only be described as an EX-animal. Strewn about in the middle... -
Why Dogs are Better Than Kids, By Gordon the Labradoodle – 2
Posted on February 24, 2011 | No CommentsGet this as a tee shirt! -
Furry Little Walk Nazi
Posted on October 26, 2010 | 12 CommentsMike and I started walking about three miles each morning with our dog, Gordon. If you have a dog, you know that if you do something twice in a row,... -
When your Dog is a Pussy Cat
Posted on August 24, 2010 | 5 CommentsKnocking on my front door unleashes Gordon’s inner-Hell Hound. My Labradoodle’s bark sounds like 200 pounds of pure muscle and gnashing teeth. Pitbull schmittbull. Beware the mean-ass Doodle. Alas, in reality,... -
Why NOT to Teach Your Dog to Fetch the Paper
Posted on July 15, 2010 | 17 CommentsWe taught our Labradoodle Gordon to fetch the paper; a trick we previously thought only existed in Disney movies. We deemed this accomplishment solid proof that we had The Smartest... -
14 Reasons Why My Husband is a Lot Like Our Dog
Posted on June 9, 2010 | 2 CommentsI’m starting to realize more and more that my dog Gordon and my husband Mike are actually the same critter. 1. They are both obsessive compulsive. With Gordon it’s his... -
Dog Ball Obsession
Posted on April 21, 2010 | 2 Comments(Hm. Maybe I should rephrase that title…) LOST: One tennis ball. Formerly yellow, now the color of dirt. Slimy. Smells PERFECT. If found please return to Gordon the Labradoodle. Reward!... -
Why Dogs are Better than Kids, By Gordon the Labradoodle
Posted on March 1, 2010 | 1 CommentGet this as a tee shirt! -
While you pick up legos…
Posted on December 15, 2009 | No CommentsWhile you pick up legos, people living the Kid-Free Lifestyle spend hours taking humorous pictures of their dog.
























