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Women’s Humor Archive
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Sneaky-Sneaky as a Bull Wrapped in Bubble Wrap
Posted on April 10, 2013 | 22 CommentsMy Sneaky-Sneaky Fail Last Saturday I thought I’d get up early and surprise Mike by being oh so sneaky-sneaky and making him biscuits and gravy. I don’t get to do... -
Care and Feeding of a 40 year-old
Posted on March 20, 2013 | 13 CommentsWhether you’ve stumbled upon one, or had one forced upon you, you may come in contact with a 40 year-old. The 40 year-old might actually be you. Being a forty *mumble*... -
Sexy Moves You May Have Not Considered
Posted on January 16, 2013 | 17 CommentsWhen I’m working at my desk, my husband Mike likes to torture me with fake sexual advances in the form of the worst role playing characters ever created. They include... -
Old guys should think before they speak.
Posted on October 10, 2012 | 25 CommentsThe other day I was talking to an older gentleman who thought because I owned a web design company, I could solve all his email problems. That happens. People figure... -
70% sure my hair washer is an alien
Posted on October 3, 2012 | 28 CommentsI hate getting my hair highlighted because it kills a huge chunk of my day, but hey, at least it is expensive. Since I’m one the lucky people who started... -
Zombie Breath: A Love Story
Posted on September 15, 2012 | 30 CommentsFor this story it is important to know my husband Mike: Owns about 40 different personal hygiene products that produce 40 different pleasant smells. Is a hypochondriac convinced he’s dying at... -
Attack of the Panic Attack!
Posted on September 12, 2012 | 29 CommentsOr How a Panic Attack Stole my Superpowers My husband Mike and I were winding down from an uneventful Saturday, catching up on some televised drivel that made me appreciate... -
Secrets of a Suburban Ninja
Posted on September 8, 2012 | 23 CommentsAs we get older, we lose skills: memory, strength, the ability to keep our jowls tight against our jaw bones; lots of things. But I possess one skill that is... -
The Sad Love Story of Salon Nails and the TRS-80 Computer
Posted on August 29, 2012 | 14 CommentsOccasionally, I have my eyebrows waxed while an Asian woman repeatedly scolds me for the gunslinger’s mustache I’ve apparently been sporting about town. How I can consider myself a woman, she’ll... -
Affordable Snoring Mouthpiece
Posted on August 17, 2012 | 15 CommentsFor the last week or so Mike has kicked me out of bed every night for snoring. I have allergies or something. It’s getting a little annoying, so I was... -
What are Down Pillows? A Goose’s Final Revenge
Posted on August 14, 2012 | 18 CommentsSubtitle: Down Pillows are a Pottery Barn Conspiracy to Kill Us Mike and I had store credit with Pottery Barn, because we’re good little furniture sheep and we do what... -
Show the Nice Lady the Chiggers Hiding in Your Butt
Posted on August 8, 2012 | 29 CommentsMy husband Mike woke up with his entire left hip and butt cheek covered in a buckshot pattern of connect-the-dots, like he’d been caught stealing away with a Hatfield’s favorite daughter.... -
How NOT to Fix an Air Conditioning Unit
Posted on July 26, 2012 | 18 CommentsWith the terrible heat this summer, we’ve noticed the basement feels like a vampire vacation home while the rest of the house has me spending the day in Mike’s old... -
How I Scared the Beejezus Out of Myself
Posted on July 10, 2012 | 21 CommentsPicture me laying in bed on my left side, but my left hand isn’t tucked up under the pillow like a mattress commercial model. Probably because when sleeping, I look... -
Mr. and Mrs. Termite Move Into the Treated Stump – A Very Short Love Story
Posted on July 6, 2012 | 14 CommentsDigging up tree butts is expensive, especially when you just sold a liver (jokes on them!) to have the rest of the tree felled. No one saves money in the... -
Sweatpants Nation Doesn’t Want to Meet You
Posted on June 26, 2012 | 9 CommentsA client asked me to do something horrifying yesterday. She asked me to “meet her.” I’m sure she didn’t mean anything by it. I’d already told her I work from... -
How to Bamboozle Your Husband into Doing Errands
Posted on June 10, 2012 | 11 CommentsI despise errands, so I run them like I’m in Speed and Keanu Reeves just told me if I drop under a 100 miles an hour I’ll explode. This means... -
The Flu Diaries
Posted on February 21, 2012 | 17 CommentsFirst published in The Big Jewel. Sunday Brother-in-law invites us over to watch football. Upon arriving, he admits his youngest daughter is getting over the flu, but that he kept... -
Slightly Stalky
Posted on January 18, 2012 | 4 CommentsFirst seen in Skirt! Magazine. Wednesday Night Dart Night. Single and in my early thirties, a friend who had experienced my competitive nature and lived to tell the tale suggested... -
40 Year-Old Me Meets 20 Year-Old Me
Posted on December 13, 2011 | 26 CommentsFirst seen in Skirt! Magazine. I look at the woman sitting in my aisle of the plane. She is young. She is familiar. My god, she’s ravishing. “Wait, are you…?...
