Happy Independence Day!
Looks like I’ll be declaring my independence from sobriety. I don’t want to look like an idiot drinking from the 4th of July Svedka bottle on July 5th. How gouche.
I wonder if Independence Day with Will Smith is on today.
Just kidding, of course it is.
And for the parents who sneak here when no one is looking, I’ve written a joke for the kiddies.
“Why do you we cook on a barbecue instead of an oven on the 4th of July?”
(here’s where you say “Why?” I’ll just assume you did.)
“Because FIRE WORKS!”
Ha!
No, I haven’t started drinking, yet. Why do you ask?
I’ve declared independence from productivity. It’s like most Wednesdays, except I’m doing it from home.
Have a great holiday!
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You have a good 4th too, hopefully it is cooler up by you. Say Cheers to Uncle June!
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It’s going to be 99 degrees today. Uncle June is in hiding. I am soon to join him.
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Those Swedes sure do know how to party. And apparently really know how to celebrate America’s independence too?
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This makes no sense, but I’m pretty sure that’s the point.
DRINK UP!
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Fess up. Mike wrote the joke, didn’t he?
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No!
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