First, I’d like to apologize for accidentally posting (and consequently emailing all my subscribers) the post that is really just my gibberish of ideas…AGAIN. I think that is about the third time I’ve done that.
I spent half the day yesterday with a s’more stuck in my hair, so you can imagine I’m not always the most self-aware person on the planet and, as my mother would say, “a bit of a dizz-bang.”
To make it up to you, I give you this…
Dior is going for a new “truth in advertising” slant, using “Cocaine Kate” Moss for their new lipstick line “Addict.”
This is either brilliantly ironic or doomed to bring up a lot of unwanted Google search results of Kate looking like something the cat dragged in after an all night party with one of her various loser rocker ex-boyfriends, like this charmer on the right…
Here’s the real Dior ad…
What you don’t know, is a LOT of other people tried to get this coveted ad spot.
Whenever I hear the song “On The Cover Of The Rolling Stone” by Dr Hook I always think of Kate Moss because of the line “got a girl named Cocaine Katie”.
The Kim Kardashian one is the funniest.
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I was fond of that one as well…
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You better be careful. Madge is going to come and kick your ass.
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No worries with this killer labradoodle…who’s scared of his own shadow…
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Funny, scary and unnerving all at once and all before my second cup of Joe. Damn if Kate doesn’t look like she is completely undone. Well, that’ll teach me to be ironic.
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My work here is done.
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The Angelina Jolie one made me laugh so hard. These are brilliant.
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I like the Angelina and the Storm Troopers. The Twilight tattoos are really, really scary. What happens if she loses weight? Will they look like deflated balloons?
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I’d have to guess losing weight is far down on her list of worries.
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Ok, that Twilight tattoo picture is seriously effed up, I just want to ask “WHY?”
And also, is it me or do Madonna’s arms looks like penises?
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Had to hop right back and check out Madonna’s arms… and you’re not wrong… Maybe she figures when she’s too old to cougar hispanic men, at least she’ll have her own.
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